03 May 2009

It isn’t what you eat honey, it’s whats eating you


Oh hell no! I'm raisin' up the fist on this biz'ness of lettin' life eat me...I wanna take a big ass bite out of life and savor the flavor while I'm at it!

Have you ever wished you could channel your inner big ol' black woman and whop some ass? Well sugar, me too!!!

Why is it that we have to give the courtesy nod to things that just piss us the hell off? And act like nothin' is botherin' us? Right about now, I need me some Madea time...to just get a few things off my chest and get some "ol black lady wisdom."

Gurllll, today was a hella day at work. My boss was irritatin' the shit outta me all the while; I'm not tryin' to have no chitty chats with her. I just wanted her to get up out my face!

Next thing I know...the phone rang and it was the client on the other end of the phone. Somehow, the conversation got off track of the work I was doin' for the project the client needed and it turned into a lecture from the client on how I needed to handle my boss. She's a tellin' me to be safe, keep people happy, that's just the way it is, blah, blah, blah. Girl...ain't none-a ya'll tellin' me somethin' I done already know.
Sides--where does this get me? Other than 6 feet under.
Unh Uh, it ain't time for this female to go there...

Child, please! You just let me be and let me get my job did. And keep yourself on up outta my face! Or I'll have to be tempted to bust a cap in yo' ass. Madea ain't playin' round with your silly asses!